Every year when I go to the GREAT New York State Fair, I make sure to get a handwriting analysis test. I find these about 98% accurate (past example: "You are comfortable giving and receiving compliments - hullo!), funny ("You have the ability to handle large scale operations" - huhhuh!) and also flattering ("You enjoy creating happiness for others." - correct, like with my treats). Well, I've found a new machine to reinforce my path of self-definition/discovery when the State Fair is on hiatus: Google.
Directions: Go to Google. Type in: [your name] (space) is (space, this is an important space, it makes all the difference in accuracy) then see your results. A hot, cool, bossy, blonde, vegetarian Lisa? Change "cooking" to "baking" and we're golden.
Mine:
Ben is dead
Ben is chasing beautiful girls
Ben is a fag
Ben is a dork
Ben is fat
Damn you Google.
Posted by: Ben "prefers to be close to Lisa" Malbin | October 25, 2009 at 01:01 PM
This is a great idea but does not work for less common names! All I got was "Ariel isreal" and if I put the space after is, nada!
Posted by: Ariel | November 02, 2009 at 12:00 PM
molly is short
molly is a dreamer
molly is a drug
molly is a singer in a band
molly is the best
molly is cool
yup.
Posted by: m mouse | January 15, 2010 at 12:31 AM
I got things like:
"Kelly is beyonce's sister"
"Kelly is fat"
and
"Kelly is a boy"
I'm not happy about this!
Posted by: Kelly Mallegni | January 24, 2010 at 07:09 PM