On the eve of my first ever Lady Gaga concert, I thought I'd really let my dork flag fly by sharing some plans I have for "Teeth," a track off of her Fame follow up The Fame Monster.
I was super slow getting The Fame Monster on my iPod (I ignore digital files my techy friend sends me to DL because I'd rather have them on a CD, which only makes him angry because I'm just going to upload it on my computer anyway. I see his point - I'm obviously a cavewoman.) So, this past week I've been listening and lurving the greatest re-release in the history of the world besides 3 Car Garage (Hanson fans?) The real take away here for me - besides the fact that Lady Gaga is a truly amazing artist of our time duhduhduh - is her obvious motive behind "Teeth" : she totally wants in on The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn soundtrack during the future flick's most pivotal scene - when Bella and Edward FINALLY DO IT.
Hear.Me.Out.
When they make the fourth Twilight book Breaking Dawn into a movie or two, they will need to give fans what they had to flip through thousands of disappointing pages for (and ultimately, did not get): a hot sex scene. Lady Gaga's "Teeth" with its delicious, thumping beat and sexy-needy lyrics is the only track that captures Bella's true desire to get her some cold-hot vampire-lovin', get bit, and become Edward's wifey 4ever.
For example...
Gaga sings: "Don't want your money/Just want your sex."
How it translates: Bella has no interest in Edward's ancient dolla billz even though he's willing to pay for practical things like safe cars and college tuition. She just wants to get laid, ya'll!!
Gaga sings: "Got no direction/Just got my vamp."
How it translates: In general, the Bella in the book is pretty lame and not interested in having a life outside of Edward. Her vamp.
Gaga sings: "I'm gonna love you with my hands tied."
How it translates: Edward needs to be restrained from tearing Bella to pieces during their crayzee sex sesh.
Gaga sings: "I need a man now show me your fangs"
How it translates: Come on, people. At least give me this one.
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Posted by: オテモヤン | March 27, 2010 at 02:42 AM