Not to sound like your Grandma, but back in my day Google Ads did not interfere with my conversations, read what I was saying, GET INTO MY HEAD, and then try to get me to buy stuff they assumed I was interested in based on their Big Bro-like eavesdropping. Don't you remember the first time you noticed that shit? When you were Gchatting about scheduling your pathetic bus ticket home for the holidays and all of a sudden Gmail was like "Upgrade your flight! First class flyers know what to do. Become one - find out here!" Amazon does this too, but they're usually a little out of touch, kind of like a mom that's trying too hard. They'll send me emails that are like, "Hey, Lis, saw that you bought a used book on Statistics when you had to take that class freshman year, do you want to buy similar math-based books?" And you're like, ew, I didn't even want to buy that one, please stop.
Well, today, Amazon got it right!
Yes I did buy some do it myself books, and yes, I would like to check out your selection of DIY books, Amazon, and make a hat that holds my iPod headphones and sock monkeys that deliver messages, thank you very much for the suggestions!
me: what do your gmail ads say right now?
Zack: jcrew party dresses
me: hahahahahaZack: i got the tree trimming party emailme: hahaha okay
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